Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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