North Korea, Best Korea!
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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