So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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