found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
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Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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