It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
it glows. i had to have it.
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Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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