Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
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I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize