So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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