North Korea, Best Korea!
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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