lets start a swedish sibling band together
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
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So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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