he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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