K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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