everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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