Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
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Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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