Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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