I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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