Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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