Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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