I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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