i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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