Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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