Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
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