ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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