i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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Just pee around me
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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