She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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I just googled if crying burns calories
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
you never un-have a 4some
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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