she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
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Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Someone signed my nipple.
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