But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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