I need help removing her.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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