somebody snuck up and got me drunk
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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