Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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