she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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