You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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