Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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