Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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