I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
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I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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