He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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