how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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