Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Randomize