Sry I called you an 8
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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