How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize