The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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