Are we in a gay sports bar?
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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