I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Damn victory sex feels great
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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