I don't think brook has ever known best
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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