it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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