I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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