your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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