Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
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