he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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