Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
His hands were made for my vagina.
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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