The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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